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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: This is funny! Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?'
His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.
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(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies.
'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'
She says, 'I was in bed.
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'In bed this early, doing what?'
'Getting a second opinion!'
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.
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(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 A M.
' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.
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Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Wilde Stuff Implies JUNK!
Posts : 669 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : She's only shaking what she's got for Voldemort
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:56 pm | |
| *banging on the desk laughing* (aka bodl)
Where do you find this stuff, dude? | |
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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:09 pm | |
| it was a bulletien on myspace | |
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Pencey Prep Iero And the hairwhore fell in love with the Pothead...
Posts : 705 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : on the side lines, watching Frank sing...*sigh in happiness*
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:03 pm | |
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Jeffree Fuckin' Star Peacer
Posts : 1901 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : I'm creeping your way, and these sheets aren't stopping me.
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:49 pm | |
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Pencey Prep Iero And the hairwhore fell in love with the Pothead...
Posts : 705 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : on the side lines, watching Frank sing...*sigh in happiness*
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:29 pm | |
| Well of course you found this on myspace
everything is on myspace!
its so unGodly.... | |
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Jeffree Fuckin' Star Peacer
Posts : 1901 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : I'm creeping your way, and these sheets aren't stopping me.
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| everything is on myspace ive just realized that | |
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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:40 am | |
| penz just said that everything is on myspace | |
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Jeffree Fuckin' Star Peacer
Posts : 1901 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : I'm creeping your way, and these sheets aren't stopping me.
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:30 am | |
| ik but she made me just realize it | |
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Wilde Stuff Implies JUNK!
Posts : 669 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : She's only shaking what she's got for Voldemort
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:19 pm | |
| haha. no not everything is on myspace b/c I'm not on myspace. at the moment at least and hardly ever. people are now asking me to add them and I'm reluctant. | |
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Pencey Prep Iero And the hairwhore fell in love with the Pothead...
Posts : 705 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : on the side lines, watching Frank sing...*sigh in happiness*
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| you're not a thing
you're a one
so yeah
everyTHING is on myspace
im glad i brought the revalation to you mace | |
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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:16 am | |
| why are you reluctant mom? | |
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Queen Damien Tweaked-Out Twinkie
Posts : 1539 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 34 Location : Here by the ocean just waiting for proof that there\'s sunsets and silhouette dreams
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| would you be reluctant to add me mom?
that sounded creepy to me... | |
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Jeffree Fuckin' Star Peacer
Posts : 1901 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : I'm creeping your way, and these sheets aren't stopping me.
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:12 pm | |
| *laughs* well anyway laren you need to adds me i need someone to replace dane cook lol | |
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Queen Damien Tweaked-Out Twinkie
Posts : 1539 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 34 Location : Here by the ocean just waiting for proof that there\'s sunsets and silhouette dreams
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:20 pm | |
| Did I add everyone on here? | |
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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:40 pm | |
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Queen Damien Tweaked-Out Twinkie
Posts : 1539 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 34 Location : Here by the ocean just waiting for proof that there\'s sunsets and silhouette dreams
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:56 am | |
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EddiesGirl Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:23 pm | |
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Queen Damien Tweaked-Out Twinkie
Posts : 1539 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 34 Location : Here by the ocean just waiting for proof that there\'s sunsets and silhouette dreams
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:50 pm | |
| youre alrady my friend mom | |
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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:12 pm | |
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Queen Damien Tweaked-Out Twinkie
Posts : 1539 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 34 Location : Here by the ocean just waiting for proof that there\'s sunsets and silhouette dreams
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:16 pm | |
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EddiesGirl Admin
Posts : 143 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:14 pm | |
| XD geez markie remember who your friends are! | |
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Abigail Way Admin
Posts : 915 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 32 Location : writing songs with Gee!
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:24 am | |
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Queen Damien Tweaked-Out Twinkie
Posts : 1539 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 34 Location : Here by the ocean just waiting for proof that there\'s sunsets and silhouette dreams
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:45 am | |
| im not on myspace as much anymore lol...since i joined TA ive been slacking... | |
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Jeffree Fuckin' Star Peacer
Posts : 1901 Join date : 2008-08-27 Age : 31 Location : I'm creeping your way, and these sheets aren't stopping me.
| Subject: Re: This is funny! Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:44 am | |
| well if someone on here didn't add meh its myspace.com/dancer_omg my last name is Russell and then i'll put you on my top becasue well duh, we're family! | |
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